Get off my lawn
(via pleatedjeans:via)
(Source: laffyourassoff)
What speed do you read at? (Remember, it’s not a race!)
“You read 371 words per minute. That makes you 48% faster than the national average.”
You read 445 words per minute.
That makes you 78% faster than the national averageYou read 444 words per minute. That makes you 78% faster than the national average.
You read 237 words per minute.
That makes you 5% slower than the national average.
Oh god, I’m about the same speed as a 7th/8th grader….. /sobs
You read 419 words per minute.
That makes you 68% faster than the national average.
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You read 600 words per minute.
That makes you 140% faster than the national average.o ok
I got 711 wpm which 184% higher than the national average. Greater than college professors…
W O W
(and I answered the questions right. JFC)
“You read 473 wpm. That makes you 89% faster than the national average.”
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)
(Source: renomoong)
(Source: poyzn)
as i fight
she watch me
so i pray
never to forget
that being meguca was suffering
(Source: magsley)
